Monthly Archives: May 2024

A Photography Walk in Coldfall Wood

Wood Avens

Dear Readers, on Sunday a group of us went for a walk in Coldfall Wood, led by local photographer Mike Segal. The aim of the walk was really to get us all to look more closely at the trees, plants and animals that surround us, and to think about how to look at things from a different angle. Well, it certainly worked for me, and what a treat it was to wander in the wood without any preconceptions. I love this time of year, when everything has just greened up and the trees are full of song thrushes and nuthatches.

Anyhow, here are a few of my shots.

I love the way this elderflower is half bud and half bloom.

Bumblebee on green alkanet!

The scribbly traces of leaf miners on this sow thistle.

I really liked the delicate tracery of this elder…

And how about these hornbeam leaves from below?

Some areas in the wood have been fenced off to allow them to regenerate, and I love the way that the biodiversity is coming back.

And I have never seen the yellow flag looking so good as this year.

And finally, the crows are about, as usual. They are the real royalty of the wood, shiny-feathered and boisterous.

Although this squirrel might argue that they’re actually in charge.

You know, I haven’t seen the woods looking this good for a long, long time – after the pandemic they seemed to be beaten up so badly that I wondered if they’d ever recover. But now they are, and it’s so heartening. Let’s hope that it continues.

Spring at its Height in East Finchley

Dear Readers, having been away in Canada and the Azores this spring the garden has burst into full leaf/flower without me noticing the transition. Gordon Bennett! The place is like a jungle, and today we did a little bit of judicious cutting back, in particular of the green alkanet which, lovely as it is, was completely blocking the path. And then, after a bit of duckweed removal, we got the chance to sit back and see what was going on, to the continuous chorus of baby blue tits in the high-rise nest box. We tried to avoid looking at the adult blue tits, as they won’t return directly to the nest if they think they’re being watched. I just hope that everyone fledges successfully. We’ll keep you posted.

Anyhow, just have a look at what else is going on.

Sicilian honey garlic

The Sicilian honey garlic is one of my favourite bulbs, and as soon as the flowers are fully developed they’ll be mobbed by bumblebees.

Honeysuckle

The honeysuckle has scrambled up through next door’s cherry tree, and  I have never seen it better. It’s tangled up with some clematis, and I would dearly love the bittersweet to come back too, it was such a favourite with buzz-pollinating carder bumblebees.

Herb Robert and Red Valerian

 

Every year this patch of ‘weeds’ grows around the water butt, and every year my husband tries to dissuade them. This year, he’s given up.

We’ve had a good skim of the duckweed, so it’s a bit better now. This frog obviously doesn’t mind….

…and there are lots of happy tadpoles.

Large red damselfly

The Large Red Damselflies are back. What a pleasure they are, as they fly around like fluorescent red sparks! One was flying around next door’s garden, and landed on the arm of the child who lives there – she was delighted, and so was her mother. It’s so important to teach small children how to behave with animals, and how to treat them respectfully.

And finally, here was a visitor that I half expected to see yesterday – an ashy mining bee, the third species of mining bee in two days. It didn’t stay long so the photos aren’t the best, but I was just glad to see the little chap/pess. My neighbour said that she thought my garden was like a nature reserve, and I couldn’t have been more pleased.

In the autumn I will get the whitebeam and the hawthorn trimmed back, and the hedge (which is fast turning into a linear forest) tidied up, but for now I just need to do a bit at a time, and to remember that the garden is for enjoyment, not perfection.

A Wealth of Mining Bees

Orange-tailed/Early Mining Bee (Andrena haemorrhoea)

Dear Readers, my magnificent climbing hydrangea is a magnet for all kinds of mining bees during the few weeks when it’s in flower, and on a warm day it fills the sheltered side of the house with a sweet floral scent. Plus it’s absolutely busting with pollen! No wonder it’s so popular with the bees, and in particular the little mining bees that we normally don’t notice. iThese bees belong to the genus Andrena, and can be tricky to identify to the species level, so feel free to correct me, bee experts! All are hairy-legged (for collecting pollen) which you can see clearly in the photo above, The bees make tunnels in light soils or in the mortar in old walls or buildings, and in the spring the males emerge first. In some species they’ll hang around and wait for the females to emerge, whilst in others they’ll lurk around flowering shrubs that they know the females will visit in a ‘lek’, waiting to grab a mate if she shows any inclination. In some species the males are much bigger than the females, an indication that they’ll fight to mate with as many females as possible. 

The Orange-tailed Mining Bee in the photo above is no surprise as a visitor – it tolerates clay soils as a nesting substrate, and is often found in urban areas. In fact, it was one of the first colonisers of my garden – you can read about it here.

 

Grey-patched Mining Bee (Andrena nitida) ???

I’m a little less sure about this bee – if it is a Grey-patched Mining Bee it’s one of the commonest mining bees in southern Britain, and I’m surprised I haven’t noticed it before. Again it likes spring-flowering shrubs, but it builds its nests singly, rather than in aggregations like the Orange-tailed Mining Bee. This bee likes formal lawns and sheep-grazed pasture, if you happen to have any handy. 

While I was skipping amongst the hydrangea blossom I noticed the blue tits making a couple of trips to the nest box. Fingers crossed for baby blue tits! I heard my first fledgling starlings and sparrows today too. Spring is peaking!

And finally, here’s a little video of a mining bee enjoying the pollen. It’s so worth spending ten minutes to have a look at who is coming and going in the garden – some of these bees have a very short flying season, so blink and you’ll miss them. And if you’re not sure what they are (and goodness knows I’m often confused) the people over at the UK Bees, Wasps and Ants Facebook ID group are very helpful. Have fun!

Be Kind to Snails!

Dear Readers, I have always been fascinated by snails – back in 2019 I wrote this piece after observing all the molluscs popping out into the front garden on a wet day.  And so I was very interested to read about the phenomenon of ‘snail tapping’.

What in the okey-dokey is ‘snail tapping’, I hear you ask? The theory goes that if you suddenly pick up a snail in order to, say, move it off of the pavement  so that it doesn’t get trodden on, the snail feels pain as it is ripped away from the ground. However, if you give the shell a gentle tap first, the snail will withdraw, and you can pick the snail up without causing it any discomfort and move it to a more suitable location (say, your neighbour’s garden 🙂 )

Well, I regret to say that I have long been a ‘snail-ripper’, as there are few things sadder than the gentle ‘pop’ of a snail shell bursting underfoot as you run out through the rain to put the wheelie bins out. But since reading this, I have turned into a ‘snail-tapper’, and it certainly makes lifting the little chaps/chapesses easier when they aren’t clinging on for grim death. How long it takes them to recover from the trauma of thinking that they’ve just been grabbed by a song thrush is anybody’s guess.

Incidentally, if you regularly ‘tap’  a particular snail, s/he will eventually stop withdrawing  because s/he has worked out that you aren’t a predator, and it takes a lot of energy to fling yourself back into your shell on a regular basis. This implies to me that snails can learn, and is yet another example of even ‘primitive’ animals being a lot more complicated than we give them credit for.

Do snails feel pain, though? Does being ‘ripped’ from the pavement cause them discomfort? There has been a lot of work done on pain perception in invertebrates over the past twenty years, and it’s always a bit problematic – even amongst humans it’s impossible to know how much pain someone is in, as one person’s excruciating might be someone else’s just about tolerable. What’s generally recognised is that in sentient animals there are two components to pain – the actual physical effect, and the ‘suffering’ that can be brought on by anticipation/past experience/fear etc etc. Do snails feel a moment of angst as they feel themselves grabbed from above? Or is the pain purely that of having their ‘foot’ suddenly torn away without any chance to withdraw?

Well, who knows, but I prefer not to cause gratuitous suffering if at all possible, so I shall be tapping away in future. And here is a short and slightly-out-of-focus video of a snail as it ambles around the edge of a tray before being returned to the garden. Enjoy!

And finally, here’s Fleur Adcock’s poem ‘For a Five-Year-Old’. Much to think about, here…

For a Five-Year-Old

A snail is climbing up the window-sill
into your room, after a night of rain.
You call me in to see, and I explain
that it would be unkind to leave it there:
it might crawl to the floor; we must take care
that no one squashes it. You understand,
and carry it outside, with careful hand,
to eat a daffodil.

I see, then, that a kind of faith prevails:
your gentleness is moulded still by words
from me, who have trapped mice and shot wild birds,
from me, who drowned your kittens, who betrayed
your closest relatives, and who purveyed
the harshest kind of truth to many another.
But that is how things are: I am your mother,
and we are kind to snails.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner – A Few Thoughts

Dear Readers, I have a great fondness for Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s ‘The Rime of the Ancient Mariner‘. For one thing, I always see myself in the Ancient Mariner as he stops the wedding guest and insists that he listen to his story: I am forever stopping people and insisting that they look at the moon/a bunch of waxwings/a particularly fat caterpillar etc. No one has called me a ‘grey-beard loon’ yet but it’s only a matter of time.

It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
‘By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

The Bridegroom’s doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin;
The guests are met, the feast is set:
May’st hear the merry din.’

He holds him with his skinny hand,
‘There was a ship,’ quoth he.
‘Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!’
Eftsoons his hand dropt he.

In case you don’t know the story, the Ancient  Mariner shoots an albatross on a whim, bringing destruction to his ship and his shipmates, who all die of thirst. The Mariner is left with the albatross hanging around his neck as a sign of his sin, and the ship is left stranded, without a breath of a breeze. The most famous words of the poem came to me several times while we were wallowing around in the North Atlantic waiting for a whale to turn up, although of course we had plenty of water, and were only a few miles offshore.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.”

Then a moment of hope – a ship is sighted! Sadly this is not a good thing:

Alas! (thought I, and my heart beat loud)
How fast she nears and nears!
Are those her sails that glance in the Sun,
Like restless gossameres?

Are those her ribs through which the Sun
Did peer, as through a grate?
And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a DEATH? and are there two?
Is DEATH that woman’s mate?

Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man’s blood with cold.”

At this, everyone else on the ship drops dead, leaving only the Ancient Mariner.

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide wide sea!
And never a saint took pity on
My soul in agony.

The many men, so beautiful!
And they all dead did lie:
And a thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on; and so did I.”

But in the most moving part of the poem, the Ancient Mariner sees the sea snakes in the water, and his heart softens.

Beyond the shadow of the ship,
I watched the water-snakes:
They moved in tracks of shining white,
And when they reared, the elfish light
Fell off in hoary flakes.

Within the shadow of the ship
I watched their rich attire:
Blue, glossy green, and velvet black,
They coiled and swam; and every track
Was a flash of golden fire.

O happy living things! no tongue
Their beauty might declare:
A spring of love gushed from my heart,
And I blessed them unaware:
Sure my kind saint took pity on me,
And I blessed them unaware.

The self-same moment I could pray;
And from my neck so free
The Albatross fell off, and sank
Like lead into the sea.”

I find this pivotal moment so touching. I suspect many of us have been touched to the quick by something that we’ve seen in nature, whether it be the glimpse of a fox or a deer, or sparrows feeding their fledglings. In that moment there can be a sense of fellow-feeling, a wish that the animal will be happy and healthy. I certainly felt it with the whales and dolphins in the Azores, but I often feel it with the animals and even plants that I see regularly in my garden or around my home. Is this love what will save us, and them, and maybe everything? Coleridge seemed to think so.

Sperm whale diving on our last day

After many more ghastly adventures, the Ancient Mariner returns to his ‘own countree’, but every so often the fit comes upon him to grab some poor unfortunate and tell his tale. But what is the moral of it?

Farewell, farewell! but this I tell
To thee, thou Wedding-Guest!
He prayeth well, who loveth well
Both man and bird and beast.

He prayeth best, who loveth best
All things both great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us,
He made and loveth all.”

What an extraordinary poem this is. I recommend sitting down with it and reading it when you have the time – there is such imagination in it. And what a story! Let me know what you think, Readers, if you’ve studied it or read it, or if it’s new to you.

Red List Thirty One – Kittiwake

Black-legged kittiwake (Rissa tridactyla) nesting on the Farne Islands (Photo By MPF – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=59782)

Dear Readers, I haven’t featured a gull in the Red List posts for a while, and having just returned from the Azores it seems fitting to look at a seabird. Kittiwakes spend most of their lives at sea, returning to land only to breed. Probably the most famous colony in the UK is on the Tyne Bridge in Newcastle, where they nest further inland than any other colony of kittiwakes in the world – normally these birds favour sea cliffs, but they are clearly very adaptable. Another colony nests on the battlements of Fort George in Inverness. These are gentle-looking gulls who are rarely seen inland – they haven’t taken to parks like black-headed gulls, or to landfill like so many other species. Hence, summer is the only time that you’re likely to see them, and to hear the distinctive call that  gave them their name. Here’s a recording by Irish Wildlife Sounds, from Wicklow in Ireland.

But why are kittiwakes on the Red List? There has been a substantial decline in the breeding population of the birds, and research suggests that this is largely due to the decline in their main food, the sand eel. These tiny fish are harvested for their oils and flesh, which are used in a variety of foods for human and animal consumption, and recent legislation has  banned fishing for them in the North Sea, a rare example of policy actually changing to protect a habitat rather than bowing to commercial interests.

However, the fish are very reliant on a smooth sandy seabed for their habitat (they burrow into it), and so dredging can disrupt this. Sand eels are also very sensitive to temperature changes, and so the warming seas might present another problem for them. Furthermore, a lot of birds that feed close to the surface, where the sand eels swim (including that perennial favourite, the puffin) are also affected by the lack of sand eels – often they have to fly much further to get the food to feed their nestlings. Everything is interconnected, and the loss of the habitat of one fish can have devastating knock-on effects.

Puffin with a beak full of sand eels (Photo By Charles J. Sharp – Own work, from Sharp Photography, sharpphotography.co.uk, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=106949394)

One threat that the kittiwakes no longer have to face, thank goodness, is being killed so that their wings can be used to decorate lady’s hats. At one point birds were being ‘harvested’ in their thousands, especially the young birds with their interesting markings, and, much as is done with sharks who are used for shark’s fin soup, the wingless birds would often be thrown over the side of the boat, to drown at their leisure. So horrified was Victorian activist Emily Williamson by this wanton slaughter (along with similar massacres of great-crested grebes) that she founded the forerunner of the RSPB, the Plumage League. Members promised :

That Members shall discourage the wanton destruction of Birds, and interest themselves generally in their protection 

That Lady-Members shall refrain from wearing the feathers of any bird not killed for purposes of food, the ostrich only excepted.’ (1889)

Poor old ostrich, but still it was a step in the right direction – you can read the whole story of the Victorians and their hats at The Victorianist blog here.

Hats with birds on them. Ugh.

And so, it will be interesting to see how kittiwakes get on over the next few years. Our cliffs would be quieter without their elegant presence.

First winter kittiwake

Wednesday Weed Revisited – Lantana

Lantana camara

Dear Readers, when I was in the Azores last week, it felt as if every second open space was festooned and draped with Lantana, one of the IUCM’s 100 Worst Invasive Species, though a particularly pretty one.  This designation puts Lantana right up there with Japanese knotweed and the malarial mosquito, so it’s not a good sign. The battle against Lantana has been a long one, as you’ll see from my 2019 post below, and the plant is particularly destructive when it colonises an island full of delicately-poised endemic species, such as the Azores or (possibly even worse) the Galapagos. This is, however, a very interesting plant. Have a read below and see what you think. 

Dear Readers, anyone who has ever visited a tropical butterfly house will have come across lantana. There are about 150 species, but the one that’s mostly seen is Lantana camara, otherwise known as Spanish Flag. It comes in a wide variety of colours – the orange one shown above seems to be the commonest. The flowers change colour as they mature, leading to multicoloured umbels – in the plant above they varied through apricot to tomato-red, with the lighter-hued blooms being the ones that have not yet been pollinated. There are many, many varieties, including the rather more demure one below.

One thing is for sure: these plants are a butterfly magnet. They form part of a genus of 150 different species in the Verbena family, and are native to tropical regions of the Americas and Africa: I saw Lantana growing wild when I was in Costa Rica. A wide range of butterfly and moth species feed on the flowers, especially swallowtails and birdwings, skippers and brush-footed butterflies such as the glasswing butterfly (Greta oro) of Central America, shown below.

 

Photo One by By Eddy Van 3000 from in Flanders fields - Belgiquistan - United Tribes ov Europe - the wings-become-windows butterfly., CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3479928

Glasswing butterfly (Greta oro) on lantana (Photo One)

Furthermore, the seeds of lantana are loved by birds, and herein hangs a tale. Lantana is considered a noxious weed in many parts of the world where it has been introduced, notably Australia, South Africa and some parts of Asia. It has also become naturalised in the warmer parts of North America. Because the leaves of the plant are toxic to herbivores, most grazers and browsers won’t eat them (and become sick if they do). Meantime, the birds eat the berries and distribute the seeds in their droppings. Among the species that eat the seeds are the superb fairy wren (Malurus cyaneus) of Australia;

Photo Two by By JJ Harrison (https://www.jjharrison.com.au/) - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12075434

Male superb fairy wren (Malurus cyaneus) (Photo Two)

and the endemic Mauritius Bulbul (Hypsipetes olivaceus)

Photo Three by By Josh Noseworthy - Mauritius Bulbul, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36538595

Mauritius bulbul (Hypsipetes olivaceus) (Photo Three)

In Australia, lantana has become so prevalent that various insect controls have been tried in order to reduce its vigour. Of the thirty species introduced, some have become problems in their own right. The rather handsome Mexican lantana bug (Aconophora compressa)  was brought to Australia in 1995, in the hope that it would munch its way through the plants that it was named after. Alas, the lantana bug has extensive and varied tastes, and has eaten many plants that were not supposed to be on the menu, including the popular ornamental trees fiddlewoods (also from the Americas), which are related to lantana. The case of the lantana bug led to much greater testing of the appetites of proposed bio-remedial species: this insect was tested with 62 species to see if it ate any of them, but fiddlewoods were not included.

Photo Four by By James Niland from Brisbane, Australia - Lantana TreehopperUploaded by Lymantria, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24777384

Lantana bug (Aconophora compressa) (Photo Four)

Photo Five by By Vinayaraj - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=27369697

Ornamental fiddlewood (Citharexylum spinosum) (Photo Five)

So, lantana continues to run riot in many parts of the world where there are no pests to contain it, though I was cheered to hear that the swamp wallaby (Wallabia bicolor) is one of the few mammals that can eat the leaves without keeling over.

Photo Six by By jjron - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4022225

Swamp wallaby (Wallabia bicolor (Photo Six)

I was also happy to hear that in some places in Australia, lantana is actually increasing biodiversity. In urban green spaces, it provides nesting cover for birds such as the fairy wren in the absence of native species that will do the same thing, and so provides a refuge for these attractive little birds to reproduce. Urban areas are not pristine habitats, as a brisk walk around East Finchley will show: we have plants from all over the world here, and the insects and birds take advantage of the longer flowering period and range of different microhabitats. It’s a very different thing in an endangered habitat. As Stace says in his book ‘Alien Plants’:

In disturbed native forests, Prickly Lantana can quickly become the dominant understorey species, disrupting succession and decreasing biodiversity. At some sites, infestations have been so persistent that they have completely stalled the regeneration of rainforests for more than three decades‘.

A plant out of its own habitat, without the native pests that keep in check, can quickly become an environmental disaster. Plus, lantana produces chemicals in its roots that check the growth of other plants. In areas with cold winters, the plant doesn’t survive, but if I was planning on growing it, I would choose one of the sterile varieties that are available that don’t produce fruit.

Photo Seven by By RickP 12:16, 3 May 2006 (UTC) - Own work, CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=753347

Lantana growing in an abandoned citrus plantation in Israel (Photo Seven)

Lantana leaves have been used medicinally for a wide range of complaints, including malaria, tetanus and rheumatism. They are also believed to be efficacious in cases of snakebite. In India, where lantana is particularly invasive in mountain regions, local people have been making furniture from the plant, as it is considered a good substitute for traditional materials such as bamboo. Because of the toxicity of the lantana, the furniture is also not eaten by termites and beetle larvae. In an IUCN report, it indicates that using lantana in this way has increased income and productive work days for the villagers who are involved. The problem now is a shortage of people with skills to create the furniture.

Photo Eight from https://tudelft.openresearch.net/page/15576/15-lantana-furniture-siruvani-india

Lantana furniture (Photo Eight)

Now, have a look at the image below and see if you can guess who it’s by.

Photo Nine from damienhirst.com/tithorea-harmonia-in-lantana

Photo Nine

At first glance, I thought it was a photograph, but subsequent research revealed that the image, called ‘Tithorea harmonia in Lantana’ from 2009-10, is actually a faithful reproduction in oils of a photographic image. And I was very surprised to find that the artist was Damien Hirst. Of this series of paintings that aim to reproduce photographs, Hirst says;

“I want you to believe in them in the same way as you believe in the ‘Medicine Cabinets‘. I don’t want them to look clever, but to convince you. I’m using painting to produce something that looks like a bad quality reproduction – the painting process is hidden as it is in my work ‘Hymn’, which looks like plastic, but is bronze underneath.”[2]

Maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised: Hirst has long been fascinated by butterflies and other insects, and has used them extensively in his art. Usually, it hasn’t ended very happily for them, as in the image below, where real dead butterflies are stuck onto gloss paint (to be fair, I believe that Hirst acquired them when they were already dead).

Photo Ten from http://www.damienhirst.com/for-boys-and-girls

For Boys and Girls (Damien Hirst 1989-92) (Photo Ten)

To me, his relationship with animals has always been strictly functional – he uses them to prove a wider philosophical point, as in his famous piece ‘A Thousand Years’, where maggots hatch, feed on a cow’s head and are killed in an Insect-o-cuter. Another exhibit at Tate Modern in 2012 featured live butterflies who hatched, flew around and died, next to an exhibit of the gloss paint and dead butterfly paintings. And then, of course, there was the shark.

Photo Eleven from http://www.damienhirst.com/the-physical-impossibility-of

‘The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living (1991) (Photo Eleven)

It’s interesting how Hirst has gone from being the Enfant Terrible with the shark in a tank to someone who reproduces photos in oil paints, but he has never been afraid to experiment and to change. I suppose that his early work, in particular, is difficult to ignore – I saw his ‘Mother and Child Divided’ in an exhibition in Oslo in the ’90’s, and found it both fascinating and deeply distressing. For me, he sums up everything that is wrong with our attitude to the rest of the living world; everything is there to be plundered and used for our entertainment. But for others the fact that he raises these questions is part of his appeal. He has always been polarising: for some, the most interesting of the Young British Artists of the 1980’s, for others a cynical showman. I would be very interested to hear what you think!

Photo Twelve from http://www.damienhirst.com/mother-and-child-divided-ex

Mother and Child (Divided) (Damien Hirst 1993)(Photo Twelve)

And finally, a poem. I can’t tell you how much I love this work by Grace Paley, especially her evocation of ‘sadness and hilarity’. I know exactly how that feels, having been alternately laughing and weeping for most of the past six months.

I went out walking
in the old neighborhood

Look! more trees on the block   
forget-me-nots all around them   
ivy   lantana shining
and geraniums in the window

Twenty years ago
it was believed that the roots of trees
would insert themselves into gas lines
then fall   poisoned   on houses and children

or tap the city’s water pipes   starved   
for nitrogen   obstruct the sewers

In those days in the afternoon I floated   
by ferry to Hoboken or Staten Island   
then pushed the babies in their carriages   
along the river wall   observing Manhattan   
See Manhattan I cried   New York!
even at sunset it doesn’t shine
but stands in fire   charcoal to the waist

But this Sunday afternoon on Mother’s Day
I walked west   and came to Hudson Street   tricolored flags   
were flying over old oak furniture for sale
brass bedsteads   copper pots and vases
by the pound from India

Suddenly before my eyes   twenty-two transvestites   
in joyous parade stuffed pillows under   
their lovely gowns
and entered a restaurant
under a sign which said   All Pregnant Mothers Free

I watched them place napkins over their bellies   
and accept coffee and zabaglione

I am especially open to sadness and hilarity   
since my father died as a child   
one week ago in this his ninetieth year

Photo Credits

Photo One by By Eddy Van 3000 from in Flanders fields – Belgiquistan – United Tribes ov Europe – the wings-become-windows butterfly., CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3479928

Photo Two by By JJ Harrison (https://www.jjharrison.com.au/) – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=12075434

Photo Three by By Josh Noseworthy – Mauritius Bulbul, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36538595

Photo Four by By James Niland from Brisbane, Australia – Lantana TreehopperUploaded by Lymantria, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24777384

Photo Five by By Vinayaraj – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=27369697

Photo Six by By jjron – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4022225

Photo Seven by By RickP 12:16, 3 May 2006 (UTC) – Own work, CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=753347

Photo Eight from https://tudelft.openresearch.net/page/15576/15-lantana-furniture-siruvani-india

Photo Nine from www.damienhirst.com/tithorea-harmonia-in-lantana

Photo Ten from http://www.damienhirst.com/for-boys-and-girls

Photo Eleven from http://www.damienhirst.com/the-physical-impossibility-of

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Lovely News From East Finchley

The climbing hydrangea

Dear Readers, now that the dust has settled, the salt-caked washing is restored to cleanliness and the feeling that I’m still bobbing about on the ocean has gone, I finally turned my attention to the garden. Look at the climbing hydrangea! It’s finally achieved its ambition and reached the top of the original house, whilst simultaneously reaching out for the broad expanses of my neighbour’s white-washed walls. Fortunately they don’t mind the plant, otherwise there would be several of us debating who was climbing up a two-storey-tall ladder. But anyhow. As I was having my breakfast, I noticed a little flurry amongst the flowers, and then a robin headed up towards the top of the hydrangea with a mouthful of leaves. I suspect that a pair of them are making a nest tucked right up in the corner here, maybe even under the lead flushing.

Here’s one of the robins, eyeing me up as I try to discreetly photograph him/her out of the bathroom window.

I’ve seen young robins in the garden on many occasions, so clearly they’ve found a variety of places to nest. It’s perilous around here, though – at one point the squirrels were investigating this very spot, but I’m hoping they’ve returned to their old drey at the top of the whitebeam. I’ve heard magpies but they aren’t nesting here this year, though by the way they’re forever getting agitated about the crows I suspect they can’t be far away. Anyhow, keep your fingers crossed for these little ones, as they beaver away.

The flowers of the hydrangea are just about to open – the white flowers are sterile, but the little ones in between are full of pollen, so that attracts all kinds of bees and hoverflies.

And in other news, as I watched the robins a blue tit shot out of the nest box on the balustrade just above it. I’m hoping that eventually the hydrangea will grow over it and give it a bit of cover, it looks very noticeable as it is. No wonder the parent birds don’t hang around.

And finally, the yellow flag is out! In truth it’s a bit too vigorous for the pond, but then I seem to be surrounded by plants who don’t know that they’re not supposed to be as big as they are, so that’s nothing new. And I’d rather have something a bit boisterous than a delicate little soul who can’t deal with the challenges of a shady, damp north-facing garden. And yes, in spite of taking out the pendulous sedge that seems to have made itself at home again too. This is what happens when you travel for most of April and May – you end up chasing your tail for the whole summer. Never mind. Robins nesting, blue tits feeding youngsters, bees buzzing! I’m a happy woman. It’s great to be home.

Azores Day 10 – Home Again!

The volcano on Pico island

Dear Readers, one ferry ride and two planes later and here I am, home again to a bright sunny day, and news that I just missed seeing the aurora borealis over East Finchley. Damn! Well, I’ll just have to go to Iceland to see it instead. The garden is a jungle, but it’s so nice to sleep in my own bed again, though the cat has been celebrating my return by singing to me continually since day break.

I didn’t manage to post any video of one of our last sightings before I came home – there was a huge pod of Risso’s dolphins that were jumping and playing all around the rib boat. These are the most delightful blunt-headed dolphins – the babies are born grey, but dolphins are quite competitive, physical creatures, and every time an animal gets a bite, it leaves a white scar that doesn’t return to its original colour. As a result, adult males in particular look almost completely white, meaning that they are very visible under the water. Apologies to anyone prone to seasickness 🙂

Well, by now you’ll have gathered that taking photos on an RIB boat with 15 other people bobbing about is not an easy task, but I hope to post a gallery of rather better photos from some of the sharp-shooters in the group in the next couple of weeks.

So, some last thoughts.

  • If you’re prone to seasickness and are planning on going whale watching, Stugeron seems to work for most people without making you feel too drowsy. I was really glad that I had some, though I didn’t need them myself.
  • And on that subject, it’s always worth taking a few more painkillers/seasickness pills/stuff for upset stomachs than you think you’ll need, because even if you don’t need it, someone else will.
  • If you have a dodgy back, sit towards the back of a RIB boat on any occasion (even one of those trips that they do up the Thames) – it might not be quite as exhilarating, but your vertebrae will thank you.
  • There are no toilets on an RIB boat (or at least there weren’t on ours) and you can be out for five hours. Worth thinking  about if you have a bladder complaint.
  • The sheer generosity of the portions of food on the Azores was amazing, and it was great value for money once you got there.
  • If you go to the Azores, I recommend the whale watching company that we used, CW Azores. They took great care of everyone (and bear in mind that our group was probably twice as old as the usual demographic) and they are very respectful of the whales and dolphins.
  • I fell in love with the Cory’s shearwaters  so I’m going to make a donation to the Portuguese Society for the Study of Birds – our guide Lara works for them, and they are doing amazing work for birds both on the Azores and Madeira, and on the Portuguese mainland. Although the Azores is working towards sustainable tourism, we still have to travel by plane to get there, and the boats all use fossil fuels, so this is one way of trying to offset the environmental damage and to repay the kindness and care of the people that helped us have such an amazing experience.

Azores Day 9 – Flukes!

Sperm whale diving on our last day

Dear Readers, by the time you read this I will hopefully be back in East Finchley, and I am writing this on our last evening in tearing haste. I’m sure I’ll have more thoughts about the Azores once I’ve dealt with the massive pile of salty laundry that’s in my suitcase, but for now, let’s just be glad that I finally managed to take a photo of a big male sperm whale heading down a kilometre or two to munch on some giant squid….

Humpback whale diving

And that on our final day we also saw a humpback whale, and s/he was very obliging on the fluke front too.

So wish me luck with my ferry/plane from the Azores to Lisbon/flight from Lisbon to Heathrow/taxi home!