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A London First….

Well, Readers, I’ve lived in London for most of my 66-and-a-bit years, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen Tower Bridge raised! I was sitting with my friend Robin (having a cocktail since you ask 🙂 ) when I noticed that the ‘superyacht’ that I’d seen moored beside HMS Belfast was making its way through the bridge. Very exciting!

The Star Pride had a tug at the front, and a tug at the back, and is apparently a ‘312 guest all-suite luxury motor yacht’, with a crew of 150. I was a bit puzzled when I looked at the pictures of the ship online, until I realised that she’s being towed backwards. I assume she did a three-point turn further up the Thames, where it’s a bit wider.

Now, I know that lots of people (including my Mum and Dad) loved going on cruises, and I’ve been on holidays that involved being on a smallish boat, but the threat of being stuck onboard during a Hantavirus/Covid/Norovirus outbreak does give me pause. Plus, supposing you were stuck with people you weren’t sympatico with? I’m not the world’s greatest one for small talk at the best of times. But it is a great way of visiting lots of different places if you’ve got the dosh, and, as this ship was en route to Norway, I imagine it could save you quite a bit of money in terms of food costs/transport costs.

Anyhow, you can read all about the Star Pride here, should the urge take you….

The Chelsea Flower Trail

Dear Readers, on Tuesday my friend Robin and I took a walk around Chelsea to see some of the floral displays. Today I have a throat infection, fever and headache and am feeling pretty sorry for myself, but I am l9ving the flowers. See what you think, and let me know if you have a favourite! Part of me thinks it’s sad that the plants didn’t get to fulfill their full life cycle, but maybe I’m just being a curmudgeon.

Open University – An Update

Plane trees on East Finchley High Road

Dear Readers,  you might be thinking that I haven’t mentioned the Open University for a while. You might also have noticed that my blog posts have been a bit shorter just lately. Well, on 2nd June I submit my final report for my Biology/Environmental Science degree, and so I am rather snowed under at the moment, trying to wrestle my ideas to the ground.

Most of the final assignment is a report, and I chose to look at East Finchley street trees. I’m comparing their ‘ecobenefits’ (how much carbon they sequester, how much flooding they prevent, how much air pollution they absorb) with the amount of biodiversity that each species of tree supports, and believe me, it’s not easy. ‘Ecobenefits’ are easily quantified – there’s a tool called ‘i-Tree’ that calculates these things – and councils love them, because they put a value on each tree, and if there’s one thing people love, it’s being able to count something. Biodiversity is not: just because a tree species could host a particular fungus or insect doesn’t mean that it can do that in a city, and data is sadly lacking. Fortunately, there is just about enough to put something together, and I’ll post my results once the deadline for the report has passed.

I also have to do an essay on a sustainable food production method, so I’m choosing the ‘Incredible Edibles’ project that started in Todmorden and has spawned numerous other projects around the UK. It involved using public space such as flower beds to grow fruit and vegetables that anyone could harvest, or get involved in  growing. The nay-sayers suggested that it would be one lot of people doing the growing, and another lot stealing the produce, but this turned out not to be a big problem. Who knew? People are basically honest, and when enough people are involved in a project they will monitor it themselves.

At any rate, suffice to say that the next few weekends will see me working away, until on 2nd June I raise my head and rush blinking into freedom. I’ve been doing this for six years, so it will be something of  a shock, but I have plenty to do! Not least ridiculous quantities of theatre to see, and rather a large pile of books to read. Keep your fingers crossed, readers!

Thursday Poem – ‘Auntie’ by Nadine Aisha Jassat

Brown sugar and coriander cake with honey-cream cheese topping and apricots…

Dear Readers, I have been working my way through a baking book (‘Sift – The Elements of Great Baking’ by Nicola Lamb) and this week I reached this cake. Well, it doesn’t look quite as professional as the one in the photo but boy does it taste good. The secret and mysterious ingredient is coriander seed (ground, of course) – it gives a strange citrussy, slightly sour note that really blends well with everything else. And that set me wondering if anyone had ever done a poem about coriander, and here we are. I love the way that this poem conjures up a whole person through scent and sound, without ever describing her appearance.

Auntie
Nadine Aisha Jassat

My Aunt’s hands are soft and brown
and they smell like cumin and coriander.
She is a gardener in the kitchen.

Auntie, I remember your skin
the way some people remember the bus route.
I know I need to trace it to go home.

The world of work, bus bells and sirens
are harsh alarm clocks.
I would rather wake gently,
in 5 am light,
to your softly whispered duas
welcoming the morning.

More Babies!

Fledgling house sparrow

Dear Readers, overnight the Great Tit nestlings have fledged – I saw them briefly in the lilac this morning, but haven’t seen them or their parents since. I shall keep my eyes peeled, and send you a photo when I spot them. I’m actually relieved – a few nights ago I chased off a cat that had climbed up the hydrangea and was looking speculatively into the nest box. I’m not sure if s/he could get a paw in, but no one likes to see nestlings in peril. Then last night there was lots of fox noise, and I had to march down in my dressing gown to make sure that they weren’t trying to get into the nest (which they weren’t). The stress!

The absence of the Great Tits has  been more than compensated for by the appearance of lots of fledgling House Sparrows, who sit around looking hopeful as their devoted parents try to find them enough to eat.

The young starlings are still about, and there are several young squirrels as well…

But maybe the best news is that Abbie the foster cat came out for her food this morning – she not only miaowed in a demanding fashion but she also head-butted me for a stroke, so maybe I was overly pessimistic about how long it would take her to come round yesterday. Isn’t she a pretty girl?

Meet Abbie, Our New Foster Cat…

Dear Readers, our latest foster cat is about as different from the chatty, outgoing Jolene as it’s possible to get. Abbie is fourteen years old, and from the few glimpses I’ve had so far, she’s a very pretty long-haired cat, whose whole life has been turned upside down in the past few months.

Abbie was adopted from the RSPCA when she was four, and lived for her whole life with a lady who lived alone. Abbie was an indoor cat, something she chose quite early on, having been terrified by the neighbourhood feline tough guys. She would run and hide as soon as any visitors came, but was devoted to her owner, sitting beside her on the sofa, curling up at the foot of the bed and generally being an undemanding little shadow.

Then her owner died, and since then Abbie’s life has been very different. A kind neighbour looked after her for a while, and then she’s been looked after by the RSPCA. Now she’s with us, and we’re hoping that she’ll settle and come out of her shell a little bit so that she can go to her forever home.

Whoever adopts her will, I think, need to be someone with the patience to let Abbie get to know them at her own pace. She won’t work in a busy household, or somewhere with other pets. I suspect she hasn’t had much to do with men, but it will all depend on the personality of the owner. It will be no good trying to rush things with this cat – at fourteen she’s set in her ways, and while I’m sure she will start to show her personality and become a bit more confident, she’s unlikely to ever be a lap cat.

Poor Abbie. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that there’s an experienced cat owner out there willing to give her the time and space she’ll need. Give me a shout in the comments if you, or anyone you know, might fit the bill!

Favourite Butterfly?

Painted Lady

 

Dear Readers, here at Bug Woman’s Adventures in London I’m always up for something that involves audience participation, so I was delighted to hear that Butterfly Conservation are inviting people to vote for their favourite British butterfly. Well, that’s a bit like choosing your favourite child, in my opinion.I love the early ones, the Brimstones and the Orange Tips…

Orange Tip

I love the ones that crop up on my Buddleia, the Peacocks and the Red Admirals…

Peacock

Red Admiral

I love the Speckled Wood, fluttering in a woodland glade…

Speckled Wood

And I love the Holly Blues and Gatekeepers that turn up in the garden…

Gatekeeper (female)

Holly Blue on Green Alkanet

But I think on balance I would vote for the Painted Lady. It isn’t as showy as its close relatives, the Peacock and the Red Admiral, but it does fly over the Atlas Mountains and the English Channel in order to breed in the UK, and to end up feeding on my Buddleia in the late summer, so it deserves a round of applause in my opinion.

I am a little disappointed that there are no moths, because the Hummingbird Hawk Moth or the Jersey Tiger are both favourites of mine. Maybe next year!

Hummingbird Hawk Moth

Jersey Tiger

So, do go and vote. I will be very interested to see which butterfly wins!

https://britainsfavouritebutterfly.co.uk/

And if you aren’t sure, you can take the ‘Which Butterfly Are You?’ quiz here. Apparently my closest match is the Scotch Argus.

They’re Back….

Goodness, Readers, I love this time of year. The Great Tit nestlings are still chirruping away in the nest box, and yesterday morning the sound was augmented by the wheezing sound of starling fledglings. I love the way that their parents ‘park’ them on a branch while they get some suet pellets, and then pop back to feed them. They are very clear about which fledgling is theirs, though they all look very similar to my untutored eyes. Maybe there’s something about the sound, as there is with many birds? This is the sound of a single fledgling begging for food, recorded by David Darrell-Lambert at Rainham Marsh. Imagine it magnified fifty-fold, and you’ve got an idea of what my garden can sound like at 5 a.m.

It’s the most dangerous time for fledglings – they are naïve, they can’t fly as well as their parents, and they are prone to predation by everything from crows and magpies to cats. Sometimes they fall into the pond and  I have to rescue them with a net, even though there are plenty of places to get out. But fortunately a fair number survive, and turn up in the whitebeam in mid-May as they’ve done for at least the last fifteen years.

Starlings are renowned mimics, and many times I’ve walked along our road, heard a bird and looked up with excitement, only to see that it’s a starling. For an idea of their vocal range, have a look here…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1s1YNwlM8g

And here’s a poem. A good description of a murmuration, I think, and it’s about so many other things…

Starlings
Maggie Smith 

The starlings choose one piece of sky above the river

and pour themselves in. Like a thousand arrows

pointing in unison one way, then another. That bit of blue

doesn’t belong to them, and they don’t belong to the sky,

or to the earth. Isn’t that what you’ve been taught—nothing is ours?

Haven’t you learned to keep the loosest possible hold?

The small portion of sky boils with birds.

Near the river’s edge, one birch has a knot so much

like an eye, you think it sees you. But of course it doesn’t.

Thursday Poem: Sonnet 18:Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day? (William Shakespeare)

Shakespeare really knows how to put a sonnet together, eh. This begs to be read out loud.

Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

By William Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Wednesday Weed – Yellow Flag Iris Revisited

 

Yellow flag just coming into bloom, Sunday 10th May 2026

Dear Readers, the yellow flag iris have certainly established themselves in the pond since I wrote my first Wednesday Weed back in 2020. It always amazes me  how some plants are happy and some aren’t – the water mint has gone and so have the marsh marigolds that I was told were indestructible. Hah! Still, the damselflies love the iris leaves, and I love the buttery yellow flowers, so everyone is happy.  And the boggy patch by the tennis courts in Cherry Tree Wood is getting more interesting by the year.

Let’s time-travel back to 2020.

Yellow iris (Iris pseudacorus)

Dear Readers, round by the tennis courts in Cherry Tree Wood there is a place which is damp and muddy almost all year round. Some say that this is actually where the Mutton Brook arises before it makes its way through Hampstead Garden Suburb and eventually into the Dollis Brook. Whatever the truth of it is, I have never seen such a fine batch of yellow irises  (Iris pseudacorus) as are there this year. They are the colour of butter, and those strange flowers are decorated with faint landing pads to show the hoverflies and bees exactly where to go to pollinate them.

I have some of these plants in the garden too, and the flowers are fleeting, appearing in the morning and sometimes gone by late in the afternoon. Still, I am not complaining – this is only the second year that they have flowered, and they are better than last year, when I only had a single bloom. For all its delicate beauty, it can be a bit of a thug – it is counted as an invasive species along the whole west coast of North America, and in New England as well. You can see how a stand of this plant would soon squeeze out everything else.

In the UK, the plant has a host of vernacular names, including butter-and-eggs, ducks’ bills, queen of the meadow and soldiers-and-sailors. Regular readers will be delighted to hear that this is yet another plant that’s considered to be unlucky if you bring it into the house: Roy Vickery speculates that it’s because the plant grows in treacherous, boggy areas. However, in Guernsey it was used to strew the path in front of a bride as she made her way to church on her wedding day, so it’s not all bad. In Shetland, irises are known as ‘segs’, which comes from the Anglo-Saxon word for a sword, an obvious reference to the blade-shaped leaves. Biting a ‘seg’ meant that you would develop a speech impediment such as a stammer. Goodness knows what it all means, except that people do love a good story, and plants are so often vehicles for such things.

The roots of yellow iris can be used to make a dye: in the Western Isles the dye is said to be black, and sometimes used as ink, while in Shetland it’s blue-grey or dark green. The flowers can be used to produce a dye too, while the leaves made a green dye that was used to colour Harris tweed. In short there’s a veritable rainbow of potential colours in the various parts of this plant.

Medicinally, yellow iris was used as a cathartic – it contains chemicals which can cause dermatitis, and is said to be mildly toxic to cats and dogs. However, it’s been used for everything from toothache to cramp and, if ground into snuff, was said by one Dr Thornton to have ‘cured complaints of the head of long standing in a marvellous way’.

Furthermore, it is said to have cured a pig following a bite from a mad dog. With all these medicinal uses, it’s no wonder that the Roman word for the plant was consecratix, because it was used for purification ceremonies.

It’s often thought that the yellow iris was the origin of the fleur-de-lys, symbol of French kings and boy scouts. The Frankish king, Clovis, was said to have replaced the three toads on his flag with three fleur-de-lys as a symbol of Christian purity. Later legends have the name ‘fleur-de-lys’ being a corruption of the phrase ‘flower of Louis’, for King Louis IX. However, it might also refer to the River Leie in Flanders, where yellow irises grew in great profusion. For me it will always be a symbol of the scout movement. How I remember trying to join the Cub Scouts as a child because the Brownies seemed a bit wet. Oh, the shame of being rejected at such a young age!

Photo One byBy Bedford Master - This file has been provided by the British Library from its digital collections. It is also made available on a British Library website.Catalogue entry: Add MS 18850, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=10099222

King Clovis of the Franks receiving the fleur-de-lys (British Library, public domain)

Although Claude Monet was famous for his paintings of waterlilies at his garden in Giverney, he was not averse to yellow irises either: I love how, in the painting below, the citrus-lemon colour of the flowers is offset by the blue-green of the leaves. Although the painting is not photo-realistic, it gives a real sense of the coolness of the plant – whenever I look at them, I seem to smell the freshness of water and see the faintest glance of a dragonfly out of the corner of my eye.

Yellow irises by Claude Monet (painted 1914-1917) (Public Domain)

And finally, a poem. I think a lot of us are coming back to the sounds of nature during the lockdown, hearing the birds singing early in the morning, and the thrum of bees. Sadly, here in East Finchley the builders are back and the road (which was closed for some sewage works) is now open, so the rumble of vans is ever present. Nonetheless, things are still quieter than they were, and I find myself quieter inside too. I hope that you enjoy this as much as I did.

Glencolmcille Soundtrack by Moya Cannon

All day long, as I climbed,

in sunshine, up to the holy well,

then on to the Napoleonic watchtower,

and halted behind it, on a headland

tramped brown by sheep, to watch the sea

carve slow blue paths through cliffs and skerries,

May’s soundtrack played on and on-

bee-hum, the high meheh of hill-lambs,

the lifted songs of larks in warm grass

and later, near the court tomb in the valley,

the cuckoo’s shameless call.

When did I forget it,

mislay it or roll it up,

this tapestry of sound

which pleasures us

by spilling hawthorn hedges

in whin-scented summer,

as pools of yellow iris

are conjured out of wet fields

and late bluebells, vetch and fern

capture the ditches?