
Dear Readers, as the pond is still frozen it’s a little early to be waiting for the frogs to put in an appearance, but hopefully as the weather warms I might soon see their little faces looking up hopefully from under the duckweed (which is currently under control, but I think that every year). And in the meantime, here is some amphibian-related poetry.
The Frog
By Hilaire Belloc
Be kind and tender to the Frog,
And do not call him names,
As ‘Slimy skin,’ or ‘Polly-wog,’
Or likewise ‘Ugly James,’
Or ‘Gape-a-grin,’ or ‘Toad-gone-wrong,’
Or ‘Billy Bandy-knees’:
The Frog is justly sensitive
To epithets like these.
No animal will more repay
A treatment kind and fair;
At least so lonely people say
Who keep a frog (and, by the way,
They are extremely rare).

And here’s Norman MacCaig, a man who loves frogs almost as much as I do. This is so well-observed.
Norman MacCaig – Frogs
Frogs sit more solid
than anything sits. In mid-leap they are
parachutists falling
in a free fall. They die on roads
with arms across their chests and
heads high.
I love frogs that sit
like Buddha, that fall without
parachutes, that die
like Italian tenors.
Above all, I love them because,
pursued in water, they never
panic so much that they fail
to make stylish triangles
with their ballet dancer’s
legs.
And finally, here’s a poem by Goethe, no less, who clearly didn’t appreciate the vocal qualities of the frog…
The Frogs
by
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A pool was once congeal’d with frost;
The frogs, in its deep waters lost,
No longer dared to croak or spring;
But promised, being half asleep,
If suffer’d to the air to creep,
As very nightingales to sing.
A thaw dissolved the ice so strong,
They proudly steer’d themselves along,
When landed, squatted on the shore,
And croak’d as loudly as before.

Lovely I thought “frogspawn” is the answer to my crossword clue. I really enjoyed the MacCaig poem, also the Hilaire Belloc who I think is under rated.