At The Tower of London

Tower Bridge at Sunset

Dear Readers, on Saturday we went to the Tower of London for a concert of Christmas music by the Choir of the Chapels Royal. What a treat it was! And what a treat it was to walk the streets of London, my favourite city in the whole world. You might have read that it’s a hellhole descending into anarchy, or you might have heard that it’s under Sharia law. Need I say that neither is true? It always impresses me how people from all over the world just rub along together enjoying what the city has to offer. Unless you stand on the left-hand side of an escalator, obviously.

It always surprises me how large the Tower of London complex is once you get inside. The oldest part of the Tower was built in Norman times, but many other monarchs cheerfully knocked things down and put up new bits, until we get the hodge-podge that we have today. It was very exciting to be going into the Tower just as everybody else was getting thrown out, and I took advantage of being in the queue to take a few photos.

Once inside we headed for the Church of St Peter ad Vincula – the list of people buried here reads like a who’s who of Tudor England. They include Anne Boleyn, Catherine Howard, Lady Jane Grey, Thomas Cromwell, and Thomas More (though his head is buried in Canterbury, apparently). We had little time to admire the building, however, as the seating was ‘first come, first served’, and the area where the choir was to sing is slightly off  centre, meaning that those who came last probably wouldn’t be able to see them.

Outside the Church of St Peter ad Vincula

The choir sang a wonderful selection of Christmas songs, from ‘Puer nobis nascitur’, written in the fourteenth century, through to a Puer Nobis written by Richard Rodney Bennett who died in 2012. I have a great fondness for Vaughan Williams’ ‘Fantasia on Christmas Carols’, so was glad to hear it being performed by such an exemplary choir. The songs were interspersed by readings by Henry Goodman, best known as Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister – he did a masterful job of reading the end of ‘A Christmas Carol’, the part where Scrooge wakes up and discovers that he can do good in the world. He also read John Julius Norwich’s ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’, in which the ever increasing panoply of unlikely gifts from her suitor drives a young woman to legal action.

What a treat the whole thing was! And then we were out into the Tower of London again, and darkness had fallen. What a magical city London is.

Foster Kittie Update…

Sunrise

Dear Readers, I’ve had my latest foster kitties, Sunrise and Pudding, for a few weeks now, and I’m delighted to report that they’re settling in very nicely. They’re two three year-old girls, and, from being extremely timid, they’re now ruling the roost as cats so often do.

Sunrise, the tortoiseshell, is the most confident of  two, but both of them are now endlessly curious. During the week I arrived home to find a loaf of crusty bread knocked off of the worksurface, the paper torn off and one end slightly gnawed. I have no idea which of the miscreants was responsible.

Pudding – 

Then yesterday, we heard some rustling in the corridor, which we foolishly ignored. When we eventually went to investigate, it turned out that the cats had broken into the shopping bags full of food for the food bank. We foolishly assumed that because there was no meat or fish, it would be safe, but one/both of the cats had eaten through three layers of cardboard and wrapping to be almost through to the mince pies. Who knew that cats like mince pies? Maybe it’s the suet. Anyhow, we rescued the  mince pies before any harm was done, though clearly we’ll have to eat them now (such a hardship).

Both Pudding and Sunrise are, as you might have guessed, obsessed with food, to a greater extent than any cats that I’ve ever dealt with (and these will be my 80th and 81st foster cats respectively. I know little about where they came from, but my guess is that that wherever it was, they weren’t fed regularly, and so have become very anxious about food. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel – for the past few days they’ve been leaving a little bit of dry food in their dishes for a few hours, rather than hoovering everything up within minutes of it being put down. I hope that as they become more relaxed, they’ll start to trust that food will be available regularly. They’ve started to play and sleep downstairs, a sign that they’re starting to feel at home, so fingers crossed.

If you or anyone you know wants to find out more about the girls, and if you live in London and have a garden, have a look here.

https://www.rspca.org.uk/local/friern-barnet-adoption-centre//findapet/details/PUDDING_SUNRISE/275341/teaser

What Are We All Reading?

Well Readers, I don’t know about you, but I generally have at least two, and sometimes three books on the go, so that whatever mood I’m in I have something to match. First up is ‘Vermeer – A Life Lost and Found’ by that bloke off of the telly, Andrew Graham-Dixon. What a pleasure this book is! I’ve learned so much about the history of the Low Countries, the Thirty Years War, and the growth of religious tolerance in what is now the Netherlands. Graham Dixon manages to make all of this interesting rather than dry, and at the heart of it is the mystery of why most of Vermeer’s paintings were bought by just one couple. I have always loved Vermeer – there’s something of the transcendence of the every day in his paintings, a moment captured and somehow shot through with a divine light. I am loving Graham-Dixon’s insights into the paintings themselves as well. This is a hefty book, though, and so it’s for bedtime reading rather than for lugging around in my backpack.

What I’m lugging about in the aforementioned backpack is this rather brilliant book about the conservation of the Amur tiger in remote north-eastern Russia. The author, Jonathan C. Slaght, has already brought this region to life in his book about Blakiston’s Fish Owl, “Owls of the Eastern Ice‘, and as in his previous book Slaght has a gift for conjuring up not just the animals, but also the people involved in the conservation effort and the whole sense of walking in the forest. When I last picked the book up a 300 kg brown bear had been caught in a tiger snare, and the resultant carnage left two scientists up a tree. Way too exciting for night time reading, I’m sure you’ll agree.

And then there are those books that you’ve forgotten you’ve ordered, and which turn up out of the blue. I’ve read most of existential psychotherapist Irvin Yalom’s work, including his previous book which he co-wrote with his wife of 65 years who was dying. I put the other two books down to read this one: Yalom is 93 years old, and his memory is failing, but he has spent the past few years during and since Covid giving one hour, one-off sessions to people, and then referring them on to other psychotherapists who he thinks can help them.I have always been fascinated by therapy (and have been in therapy myself for almost ten years – to me, it is to my psyche what pilates and walking are to my body), but I wondered what good could come of one intense hour of connection. The answer is ‘quite a lot’.

So, Readers, any recommendations/thoughts? What are you hoping that Santa will put in. your Christmas stocking? Do share!

Grolars and Pizzlies – the Future of Arctic Bears?

Grolar (Grizzly/Polar Bear hybrid) in Osnabruck Zoo (Photo By Corradox – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=63796271)

Dear Readers, there was a very interesting article in New Scientist this week, concerning the hybridisation of polar and grizzly bears. As the Arctic ice that enables polar bears to go north to hunt for seals becomes less and less reliable, polar bears are increasingly moving further south, where their range overlaps with grizzly bears who, finding the climate to their liking, are moving north. Hence, some interbreeding is taking place in the wild. One female polar bear met up with two grizzlies, and had two cubs by each male – three daughters and a son. In a turn of fate that even Shakespeare couldn’t have dreamed up, one of the females then mated with her own father and with the other male that her mother had mated with. She in turn had four cubs.

Scientists were initially excited by this turn of events –  for a start, the cubs of the original mating should have been infertile but, as one of the daughters showed, they could clearly reproduce. Would the offspring be better adapted to the changes occurring due to climate change?

Grolar bears (and pizzlies, bears with a polar bear father and a grizzly bear mother) are more heavily-built than polar bears, with larger feet and heads. Scientists originally conjectured that this might mean that they could hunt for a wider range of prey, rather than being restricted to seals as polar bears are. But, as I learned on my biology course last year, hybrids are often not well-adapted to either of the environments of their parents, being somewhere in the middle between them, and so it proved with these hybrids. There are no wild grolar bears/pizzlies except for the ones that we already know about. These bears don’t have the non-slip paws of polar bears, and so can’t hunt on the ice, but they also don’t have the massive forelimbs and shoulders of grizzly bears, which enable them to hunt terrestrial prey. It seems that they are not the future of bears in the far north after all.

Grolars and pizzlies are not the only climate-induced hybrids that exist as populations that were once separate move together – there are blynxes (bob-cat/lynx hybrids) in North America, and coywolves, the result of wolf/coyote matings. Where both animals serve a similar purpose in an ecosystem, these hybrids might not have much of a knock-on effect on their ecosystems, but where they have different ‘habits’ things could change significantly. For example, grizzly bears leave carrion for other animals to feed on, but polar bears eat pretty much everything. If grolars and pizzlies inherited the polar bear habits, this could have a significant effect on the grizzly ecosystem.

However, this is largely hypothetical. It looks as if grolars and pizzlies are not common, and are unlikely to be the future of Arctic bears. It’s ironic that the word ‘Arctic’ actually means ‘with bears’ (Antarctic meaning ‘no bears’). Our only hope is a) that climate change is actually taken seriously by our governments and something is done about it or b) that polar bears learn to eat some of the prey that grizzlies currently take. Neither is likely, but hope was the last thing left in Pandora’s box, as we know.

Incidentally the bear in the photo was the result of a grizzly/polar bear mating at Osnabruck zoo. Whether this was an accident or a deliberate attempt by the Zoo to raise an ‘unusual’ animal isn’t clear to me. Two hybrid cubs were born, and the female, Tips (in the photo) was shot dead after escaping from her enclosure in 2017. It’s an open question about whether any animals should be in zoos, but clearly this was a desperately unhappy end to an unhappy story. Not very festive, I know. I promise to ease up on the misery going forward.

Thursday Poems – Christmas!

Photo By Simeon87 – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53696653

Dear Readers, I wanted to find a few new Christmas poems for this slot this year, so here are some that I rather like, and hadn’t come across before. Let me know your favourites!

First up, this one by e.e.cummings. Strangely enough, I still feel sorry for the Christmas baubles, hidden away all year and only allowed out for a few weeks in December and January. I love the child’s perspective here, which I think (just) saves it from being saccharine, though I would agree that it teeters on the edge. Let me know what you think!

[little tree]

E. E. Cummings
1894 –
1962

little tree
little silent Christmas tree
you are so little
you are more like a flower

who found you in the green forest
and were you very sorry to come away?
see i will comfort you
because you smell so sweetly

i will kiss your cool bark
and hug you safe and tight
just as your mother would,
only don’t be afraid

look the spangles
that sleep all the year in a dark box
dreaming of being taken out and allowed to shine,
the balls the chains red and gold the fluffy threads,

put up your little arms
and i’ll give them all to you to hold.
every finger shall have its ring
and there won’t be a single place dark or unhappy

then when you’re quite dressed
you’ll stand in the window for everyone to see
and how they’ll stare!
oh but you’ll be very proud

and my little sister and i will take hands
and looking up at our beautiful tree
we’ll dance and sing
“Noel Noel”

Photo by By Dependability – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=77539359

This one is so closely observed, and I love the changes in scale, the way the poet zooms in and then pulls focus.

Model-Train Display at Christmas in a Shopping Mall Food Court

James Arthur

These kids watching so intently
on every side of the display
must love the feeling of being gigantic:
of having a giant’s power
over this little world of snow, where buttons
lift and lower
the railway’s crossing gate, or switch the track,
or make the bent wire topped with a toy helicopter
turn and turn
like a sped-up sunflower. A steam engine
draws coal tender, passenger cars, and a gleaming caboose
out from the mountain tunnel,
through a forest of spruce and pine, over the trestle bridge,
to come down near the old silver mine.

Maybe all Christmases
are haunted by Christmases long gone:
old songs, old customs, people who loved you
and who’ve died. Within a family
sometimes even the smallest disagreements
can turn, and grow unkind.

The train’s imaginary passengers,
looking outward from inside,
are steaming toward the one town they could be going to:
the town they have just left,
where everything is local
and nothing is to scale. One church, one skating rink,
one place to buy a saw.
A single hook-and-ladder truck
and one officer of the law. Maybe in another valley
it’s early spring
and the thick air is redolent of chimney smoke and rain,
but here the diner’s always open
so you can always get a meal. Or go down to the drive-in
looking for a fight. Or stay up
all night, so tormented by desire, you can hardly think.

Beyond the edges of the model-train display, the food court
is abuzz. Gingerbread and candy canes
surround a blow mold Virgin Mary, illuminated from within;
a grapevine reindeer
has been hung with sticks of cinnamon. One by one, kids
get pulled away
from the model trains: Christmas Eve is bearing down,
and many chores remain undone.

But for every child who leaves, another child appears.
The great pagan pine
catches and throws back wave on wave of light,
like a king-size chandelier, announcing
that the jingle hop has begun,
and the drummer boy
still has nothing to offer the son of God
but the sound of one small drum.

Detail from ‘Journey of the Magi’ by James Tissot, Photo by Eric Wilcox at https://www.flickr.com/photos/joethelion/2623731774

And I know I said that I’d only include poems that were new to me, but re-reading ‘The Journey of the Magi’ by T.S Eliot I am struck yet again by how he evokes the journey, and the musing at the end of it. So here it is!

Journey of the Magi

T. S. Eliot
1888 –
1965

A cold coming we had of it,
Just the worst time of the year
For a journey, and such a long journey:
The ways deep and the weather sharp,
The very dead of winter.’
And the camels galled, sore-footed, refractory,
Lying down in the melting snow.
There were times we regretted
The summer palaces on slopes, the terraces,
And the silken girls bringing sherbet.
Then the camel men cursing and grumbling
And running away, and wanting their liquor and women,
And the night-fires going out, and the lack of shelters,
And the cities hostile and the towns unfriendly
And the villages dirty and charging high prices:
A hard time we had of it.
At the end we preferred to travel all night,
Sleeping in snatches,
With the voices singing in our ears, saying
That this was all folly.

Then at dawn we came down to a temperate valley,
Wet, below the snow line, smelling of vegetation;
With a running stream and a water-mill beating the darkness,
And three trees on the low sky,
And an old white horse galloped away in the meadow.
Then we came to a tavern with vine-leaves over the lintel,
Six hands at an open door dicing for pieces of silver,
And feet kicking the empty wine-skins,
But there was no information, and so we continued
And arrived at evening, not a moment too soon
Finding the place; it was (you may say) satisfactory.

All this was a long time ago, I remember,
And I would do it again, but set down
This set down
This: were we led all that way for
Birth or Death? There was a Birth, certainly,
We had evidence and no doubt. I had seen birth and death,
But had thought they were different; this Birth was
Hard and bitter agony for us, like Death, our death.
We returned to our places, these Kingdoms,
But no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
With an alien people clutching their gods.
I should be glad of another death.

Wednesday Weed – Amaryllis (Hippeastrum) Revisited

Amaryllis (Hippeastrum sp)

Dear Readers, I am currently in a race with my dear friend J to see whose Amaryllis will flower first – I used to do this with my Dad, as you’ll see below, and though it’s sad that Dad’s not around to be competitive with it feels good to carry on the tradition. The Amaryllis is positioned in a spot in the kitchen which I hope is cat-proof (there is some debate about whether Amaryllis pollen is poisonous to cats but I’d rather not take any chances). Yesterday, though, the foster kitties had found a loaf of bread, gnawed on it and knocked it on the floor. I do feed them, you know! Anyhow, here’s the Amaryllis at the moment, doing not very much. It is going to be bright orange when it does arrive – I’m amazed at the new colours that are being developed!

My Amaryllis. Nothing much doing at the moment!

And incidentally, I cannot believe the speed with which Christmas has arrived this year. My Mum used to say that time speeded up as you got older, and now I know what she meant. However, my time in Namibia was so stimulating that the days seemed much longer than usual, in a good way, so my resolution for next year is to try to do more new things. The theory is that time seems long when you’re a child because everything is new, whereas for us tired old adults it can feel like every day is the same. I imagine that’s why I love doing this blog – I have to notice something new every day, otherwise I won’t have anything to share. Highly recommended!

Anyhoo, let’s see what I found out about Amaryllis back in 2018.

Dear Readers, whenever I see an amaryllis I always think of my Dad. His Christmas presents always contain at least one rectangular box containing an enormous amaryllis bulb and a pot, and sometimes I get one too. Then our phone conversations for the next month or so are mildly competitive.

‘Mine is about three feet high!’

‘Mine is so big that it keeps falling over!’

‘Mine has flowers the size of a baby’s head!’

‘MIne’s got flowers the size of a cabbage’.

Dad and I love to cross swords. If we are watching ‘Pointless’, the room echoes to a chorus of answers to Alexander Armstrong’s questions. For a while I was winning, but then, after Dad got his cataracts done, we realised that it was only because he couldn’t actually see what the questions were. Hah! These days we are neck and neck. Or maybe Dad’s slightly in front.

Anyhow, the amaryllis is a most bold and ostentatious plant. In my opinion there is no more spectacular indoor bulb. You can practically watch it growing. For a while it’s rather embarrassing to anyone with Victorian sensibilities, as it looks like a giant Martian willy. I almost feel that i should be covering it up with a lace curtain. And then the blooms form and start to open, and it seems impossible that there should be so much volume of petal in that little crumpled bud, but there it is. This year, my amaryllis is dark red, with petals that are simultaneously as sleek as satin and as plush as velvet. It is utterly glorious.

It’s important to clear up exactly what this plant is, however. The bulbs that we grow at home are not actually amaryllis (this name refers to some South African plants) but are from a separate genus known as Hippeastrum, which hales from Central and South America and the Caribbean. The name was given to the plant by William Herbert, a 19th century botanist and illustrator, and means ‘horse star lily’, for reasons which have faded into obscurity. There are 90 separate species of Hippeastrum and over 600 hybrids and cultivars, with new varieties being offered every Christmas – over the past few years Dad and I have competed with pale-green, stripey red and scarlet varieties. The original Hippeastrum species are normally red, pink or purple in colour.

Photo One by By Averater - Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47076787

Hippeastrum pardinum, one of the plants used to develop cultivated Hippeastrum (Photo One)

Photo Two by By Daniel Macher - AmaryllisUploaded by Epibase, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=8933832

Hippeastrum variety ‘Gilmar’ (Photo Two)

Photo Three by Pictures taken by Raul654 around Washington DC on May 7, 2005.

Hippeastrum variety ‘Candy Floss’ (Photo Three)

The leaves on a Hippeastrum appear after the flowers, which is one reason why the developing buds look so extraordinary. The sexual organs of the plant, the stamens and pistil, are long and elegant. The pollen is plentiful but is poisonous to cats, so be careful if you have any moggie companions. As with lilies, the danger is that the pollen comes into contact with the fur and is licked off by the cat during grooming. The bulbs of some Caribbean species of Hippeastrum are used to produce arrow poison, so this is obviously not a plant to be messed with.

I have never yet managed to persuade my Hippeastrum to bloom for more than one year, but then I have been doing it All Wrong. The leaves should be allowed to develop, and the plant given some food on a weekly basis during this time, but then it will need two months ‘rest’ in the cold and dark, without food or water (and preferably with no nibbling by any rodents that may be living in the shed). Then the plant can be brought out into the light and watering re-commenced. The plant should be in a small pot, not much bigger than the circumference of the bulb,  with a good third of the bulb above the surface of the compost. This can make the plant very top heavy, of course, hence the occasional catastrophe when the whole lot falls over and the main stem breaks under its own weight. I can only imagine that the Hippeastrum that grow wild are rather less exaggerated in form, much as a fox stands more chance of survival in the wild than a pug would.

Incidentally, a properly cared-for Hippeastrum can live for 75 years so I really have no excuse.

One thing that  I don’t associate with Hippeastrum is perfume, but apparently there are some scented varieties. The gene for scent is recessive, and is associated only with white or pastel coloured plants – I’ve never grown a perfumed one, but do let me know if you have, I am curious as to what it smells like. Sadly, the English language is very short on words to describe scent, probably reflecting our rather inadequate noses. If dogs could speak I imagine they’d have a very varied perfume vocabulary.

Medicinally, Hippeastrums contain over 64 alkaloid compounds, which as we have already noted are poisonous, but which are also anti-parasitic and have psychopharmaceutical properties. Some species of Hippeastrum seem to have interesting anti-depressant and anti-convulsant possibilities, and experimentation has indicated that the bulb may have possible uses as an antibiotic.

Just to return to the name ‘Amaryllis’ for a moment – Amaryllis was a Greek nymph who suffered with unrequited love for the cold-hearted Alteo. In a paroxysm of passion she pierced her heart with a golden arrow and trekked to his door every day for a month, leaving a path of blood splatters en route. These days we would probably call this behaviour stalking, but on the thirtieth day the blood spots transmogrified into red flowers of stupendous size and hue. Alteo finally fell in love with Amaryllis, her heart was healed, and the Dutch bulb trade lurched into action. The rest, my friends, is history.

You might expect that such a showy plant would inspire visual artists and, before he turned to abstraction, Piet Mondrian produced a number of startling ‘portraits’ of Hippeastrum.

Amaryllis by Piet Mondrian (1910) (Public Domain)

And you might also expect that the amaryllis/Hippeastrum would invite the attention of poets, and so it does. I adore this poem by American poet Deborah Digges, who died in 2009 and who sounds like a most generous teacher of other poets. She explores both the beauty and the absurdity of the amaryllis, a plant which, in its super-abundance, teeters on the very edge of ‘too much’.

My Amaryllis

by Deborah Digges

 

So this is the day the fat boy learns to take the jokes

by donning funny hats, my Amaryllis,

my buffoon of a flower,

your four white bullhorn blossoms like the sirens

in a stadium through which the dictator announces he’s in love.

Then he sends out across the land a proclamation—

there must be music, there must be stays of execution

for the already dying.

That’s how your pulpy sex undoes me and your seven

leaves, unsheathed. How you diminish

my winter windows, and beyond them, the Atlantic.

How you turn my greed ridiculous.

Now it’s as if I could believe in having children after forty,

or, walking these icy streets, greet sullen strangers

like a host of former selves, so ask them in, of course,

and listen like one forgiven to their crimes.

Dance with us and all our secrets,

dance with us until our lies,

like death squads sent to an empty house, put down,

finally, their weapons, peruse the family

portraits, admire genuinely the bride.

Stay with me in this my exile

or my returning, as if to love the tyrant one more time.

O my lily, my executioner, a little stooped, here,

listing, you are the future bending

to kiss the present like a sleeping child.

Photo Credits

Photo One by By Averater – Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=47076787

Photo Two by By Daniel Macher – AmaryllisUploaded by Epibase, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=8933832

Photo Three by Pictures taken by Raul654 around Washington DC on May 7, 2005.

My Annual Echocardiogram

Dear Readers, as you might remember a few years ago I was diagnosed with a congenital heart condition – the valve in my heart that feeds the aorta should have three ‘leaves’ but instead it only has two (bicuspid aortic valve). So far it’s not really caused me any problems – I’m a little more breathless than I think I should be, but that could just be because I’m not as mobile as I was following my broken leg/peripheral neuropathy diagnosis. Anyhoo, once a year I toddle down to the Whittington Hospital to have an echocardiogram – this is an ultrasound of the heart, and enables all sorts of measurements to be taken, which can then be compared to my previous report.

If you have to have a medical procedure, it’s rather a nice one to have – you lay comfortably in a darkened room while someone pushes a probe gently into your ribs and takes a series of photographs. They also listen to your heart as it swishes away. An extra bonus this time was that the person doing the procedure was left handed, so I could see the screen as she went through the process. It was rather lovely seeing my heart lit up in shades of blue and red – it was as if I had a miniature Aurora Borealis going on in my chest. Sadly, the reason for the colours is rather more prosaic – it shows the operator of the machinery the direction and strength of the sound waves. Sigh.

And on 30th January I’m actually going to meet the cardiologist dealing with my case in real life – I’ve had a chat with him, and received a report, but it will be good to actually see him. I want to find out if there’s been any deterioration in my heart function over the past year – over time, this condition can lead to heart failure and clearly I want to avoid that if possible. I also want to get some clarity on exercise – one of the risks with my condition is that the wall of the aorta becomes thinner, and lifting heavy weights could cause an aortic dissection, where the aorta actually splits. Yikes! I’ve been told that I can lift up to a third of my body weight, but it does mean that my promising career as an Olympic weight-lifter has had to go on hold.

In the end, I might need a replacement heart valve, but even this isn’t as bad as it sounds – in the past it would have meant open-heart surgery, but these days they can do a procedure rather like popping in a stent – they go in through an incision in the groin and manoeuvre the new valve into place. Doesn’t exactly sound like a bundle of laughs, but then neither is heart failure. Anyhow, let’s see what the cardiologist says at the end of the month, and do shout if you have any experience with heart conditions – there are so many of us about that we should definitely form a club!

Olympic weightlifter Kuo Hsing-chun lifting 105 kg at the Paris 24 Olympics. She won’t have to worry about me! (Photo By 教育部體育署, Attribution, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=151473490)

Raccoons Up to Mischief (Again)

Dear Readers, it’s that time of year when the late-night tube is full of people who are, shall we say, a little the worst for wear, but this raccoon took things a bit too far when he or she found themselves in a liquor store in Virginia after falling through the ceiling.

The poor raccoon was scooped up, allowed to recover, and then released back into ‘the wild’. I love what the staff at the rescue agency said:

“After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,”

However, this incident is one of many, many raccoon-based felonies (being a regular visitor to Toronto I’ve posted about this before, here and here ), and there is growing evidence that hanging around people is changing the appearance of raccoons. In many animals, domestication is linked to physical changes which are genetically linked to increased friendliness and a reduction in aggression – these include a shorter muzzle, floppy ears and ‘piebald’ (black and white) colouration. It appears that urban raccoons have shorter muzzles than their rural cousins. Foxes show a similar reduction in snout length but, interestingly, cats do not. Then again, I remain to be convinced that cats have ‘really’ been domesticated – I’m sure they’re just taking advantage of their human butlers/servants, and are more than capable of looking after themselves.

For now, though, let’s just be grateful that raccoons haven’t developed opposable thumbs. Yet.

Photo by By Darkone – Own work, CC BY-SA 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=260394

Measuring Trees….

Dear Readers, I might have mentioned that my Open University course includes a number of projects on ecosystem services this year – an estimation of the amount of money that having trees saves us in terms of carbon captured, flooding ameliorated and air quality improved. So my first task has been to measure some trees. By looking at the circumference of the trunk plus the species, it’s possible to estimate the size of the canopy and the overall bulk of the tree.

So, off we go with a notebook and a tape measure into the wild streets of East Finchley, First up we measure ten trees in the County Roads – these are rows of Victorian terraces, narrow residential streets with a lot of character. The trees are a fine  mixture of species – crab apples and cherries predominate, but there are also hawthorns and rowans, and more recent trees such as crape myrtle, shadberry and hibiscus.  However, these are also small trees, with a maximum circumference of 101 cms. In total, they store about 1500 kgs of carbon dioxide, and remove about 190 grams of particulates from the air every year.

A Rowan tree on the County Roads

But then today my husband and I measured some of the street trees along the High Road, and enormous bruisers they are. Mostly these are London Plane trees, with some large lime trees further north, and a lone ginkgo tree.

Well, some of these trees were so enormous that I couldn’t get my tape measure round them, with a maximum circumference of 332 centimetres. When I plug in the calculations for these ten trees, it turns out that they’ve sequestered a whopping 12,000 kilograms of carbon dioxide so far.

Converted to monetary value, the trees on the County Roads have saved us £94 so far, while the ones on the High Road have saved us £757.

Now, if I had to choose between the trees on the High Road and the trees on the County Roads with my accountant’s hat on, it’s clear that the High Road trees would win – they sequester more carbon, and also alleviate more flooding and improve air quality to a greater degree. However, the calculations don’t include the costs incurred by such large trees – they need to be pollarded regularly, the London Planes are a major cause of hay fever, and their roots may sometimes impinge on buildings and sewers.

What also isn’t taken into account is the biodiversity value of the trees involved. London Plane trees provide nesting and roosting sites for birds, but that is about it. Crab apples, cherries and rowans provide food for a wide range of insects, their fruit and blossom is eaten by birds, and all in all they provide a much wider range of habitats and feeding opportunities than the trees on the High Road.

In the hypothetical scenario that we were presented with, it wasn’t possible to save some High Road trees, and some County Roads trees – it was all or nothing. What a conundrum! I love the way the temperature drops when you walk under the London Plane trees on your way home from the station on a hot summer day. I love the way that the starlings have chosen one of the Plane trees to roost in, and the way that they swirl around it before they settle down. But I also love the audible hum of bees in the cherry blossom, and the way that the parakeets munch on the crab apples. In terms of saving the planet from a climate change point of view, I should probably save the High Road trees, but that can feel as if it’s about just saving ourselves, rather than saving the whole range of living things that we share the planet with.

So, I shall crunch some more numbers and knock up a few graphs and see if there’s any way of coming to an answer that I’m comfortable with. If nothing else, it gives some insight into the difficult decisions that will have to be made going forward, though hopefully not too many of them will actually involve cutting down trees. If this exercise has shown anything, it’s that we need all the trees we can get.

The Garden Centre at Christmas

Dear Readers, it was a bit of a shock to come back from Namibia and to discover that Christmas was nearly upon us, but I am getting into the swing of things, and on Thursday I met my friend S in the cafe at the Sunshine Garden Centre. In December most of the place is taken up with Christmas trees (you can see just a few of them in the left and right-hand corners of the photo above). I asked one of the chaps who work there if they actually managed to sell all of the trees.

“Last year we closed on 23rd of December, and we had three trees left” he said.

Wow. The good burghers of Muswell Hill and Bounds Green must have a real liking for Norway Spruce. Anyhow, here is some of the wisdom that I picked up from the very helpful chap.

  1. Underfloor heating is a nightmare for Christmas trees (after all, they’re used to the cold and damp outside). If you have such a thing, you need to lay down some tinfoil to the same diameter as the lowest branches, and put a mat on top – this should protect the tree from the heat
  2. Cut a bit of the trunk off when you get the tree and stick it in a bucket of warm (not cold!) water so that it has a bit of a drink before it all dries up.

The chap also expressed a preference for branches of Eucalyptus in the house, because of the fresh smell. Who knew?

And then it was off to the cafe, past squadrons of cyclamen and bunches of mistletoe. And because it’s nearly Christmas, a gingerbread latte was essential.

Incidentally, am I the only person in the world who didn’t like the sound of ‘pumpkin-spiced’ drinks because who wants coffee that tastes of pumpkin? Maybe it’s just me.

Oh, and on Wednesday I went to see ‘A Christmas Carol’ at the Old Vic. What a joy it was! There were free mince pies and satsumas, some splendid carols and a bit of hand-bell ringing, all the usual ghosts and Scrooge’s change of heart. At one point there were brussels sprouts on tiny parachutes, and at another point there was a positive snow storm. It was all a bit anarchic and over the top, but when Tiny Tim said ‘God bless us, every one’ there was not a dry eye in the house. And if that doesn’t put you in the mood for Christmas, I don’t know what will.

At the Old Vic for A Christmas Carol