My Work Here Is Done

Photo One by Aiwok, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

Giant Wood Wasp (Urocerus gigas) (Photo One)

Dear Readers, with a name like ‘Bugwoman’ it isn’t surprising that people often ask me what the hell something that they’ve seen buzzing around their living room light or hanging about in the shed is. Sometimes, as with this extraordinary insect, they not only ask me but find a way to gently encourage it back to ‘the wild’ with the minimum of fuss. And so it was with a colleague and a giant wood wasp earlier this week – she sent me a picture so that I could identify it. Her calmness is all the more impressive because this is a large and scary-looking beast, which can grow to a massive (for the UK) 4 cms long. Don’t laugh, African and Australian folks! Our wildlife here is, shall we say, bijou, but that doesn’t stop some folk having hysterics about it. I dread to think what they’d do if the critters were actually dangerous. Here your highest chance of animal-related demise is being run over by an agitated cow.

Anyhow. I was very envious that my colleague spotted a giant wood wasp, because I would love to see one. The female has a large ovipositor at the back end so that she can inject her eggs into the soft wood of conifers, or cut pinewood – these creatures are most often seen in pine plantations, or occasionally hanging around timberyards wearing an innocent expression. Here is a female just about to start laying her eggs into a log. It’s during this period that the females are vulnerable to predation – you can sometimes find just the ovipositors sticking into the wood where a bird has flown off with the rest of the insect.

Photo Two by Nigel Jones at https://www.flickr.com/photos/insectman/1372126035

Female wood wasp ovipositing (Photo Two)

In order to attract a female, male giant wood wasps ‘lek’ – they gather in numbers at the tops of isolated or prominent fir trees, where they are likely to be seen by passing females. They also secrete a pheromone which will attract other wood wasps, so there can be impressive aggregations of the creatures. This also increases their exposure to predation, of course, but for the males the chance of passing on their genes seems to trump the danger of being eaten.

The larvae live for two to three years, getting nice and fat on the wood, before emerging. They get particularly fat because, along with the eggs, the female wasps inject a special fungus that will be ingested by the larvae, and will help them to digest the cellulose in the wood (a fascinating fact from ‘Wasps – the Astonishing Diversity of a Misunderstood Insect’ by Eric A. Eaton, a great read!)

Photo Three by By Magne Flåten - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16130529

A huge fat baby, 4.3 cm long (Photo Three)

Wood wasps have never been common creatures and so they aren’t a big problem for foresters in the UK, especially as they seem to prefer stressed rather than healthy wood, and so help to ‘tidy up’  dead trees. However, the larvae do sometimes decide to emerge as adults from stacked wood or even from pine furniture, and I can imagine that coming home to find a four-centimetre-long stripey creature flying around the bedroom might be enough to give many people pause. The ovipositor is also often misinterpreted as a massive stinger. Not so! Wood wasps are completely harmless to people. The ovipositor is what gives the wood wasp its alternative name of ‘horntail wasp’, which seems to be used on both sides of the Atlantic.

I have a great fondness for wasps and hornets of all kinds – I suppose that their status as the underdogs of the insect world makes them instantly appealing to me. It gladdens my heart whenever anyone resists their instinctive urge to swat an insect and instead becomes curious about what it is. I truly believe that the more you learn about a creature that you’re afraid of, the more measured and reasonable you can be in your approach to it. There’s a wood wasp somewhere winging its way over the the North Circular in search of a branch of IKEA with some Billy pinewood bookcases stacked and ready for shipment, all thanks to my colleague and her compassionate approach.

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “My Work Here Is Done

  1. SilverTiger

    “Bijou” our wildlife may be but not entirely without danger. Wasps are particularly dangerous for some people as this article shows.

    When I was a child, I was taught to destroy wasps on sight, a rolled-up newspaper being the weapon of choice. Things changed one afternoon in a pub garden. I had had a fizzy fruit drink and there were patches of foam inside the glass. A wasp came along and flew into the glass. I watched as she started to “hoover up” the flecks of foam. This so intrigued me that I went and bought a magnifying glass which I still carry everywhere with me, so that I could observe other such fascinaring occurrences. I also saw wasps in France, neatly carving thin strips of wood off deck chairs, rolling them up and carrying them off as building materials for their nest.

    I no longer “bash” wasps. Instead I carry a yellow duster with me. If a wasp or bee is trapped on the bus or the tube, I catch it in the duster and release it outside. Funny thing: nervous passengers often thank me for removing what they perceive as a threat!

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    1. Bug Woman Post author

      Well done you, Silver Tiger! I know some people who are allergic to wasp stings, and I quite appreciate their apprehension when something yellow and black flies past. I think it helps to be able to tell the difference between something that might sting and something that can’t, though, if only to alleviate anxiety. I love that you carry a yellow duster specifically for insect rescue purposes 🙂

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  2. Andrea Stephenson

    I have an irrational fear of wasps but still I could never bring myself to hurt one, we have one of those spider catchers in the house which don’t get used for spiders (which I have no fear of) but to encourage wasps out of the window!

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    1. Bug Woman Post author

      Well done you for starting to conquer your fear – I know so many people who are terrified of wasps, and it takes guts to resist the urge to take a rolled-up newspaper to them.

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